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Fenton, James, and Steven talk about Britney and the VMAs and Sarah Silverman's stab to the dead body, reminding Fenton of the RuPaul-Milton Berle "diaper" incident on MTV some years ago. Don't remember that? Ask your parents. The pod squad has poz and neg thoughts on the VMAs; John Norris reminded James of Phil Spector, and Fenton "carbon-dated" himself by not knowing anyone on the red-carpet preshow, but is looking forward to seeing a post-apocalyptic Vegas in the new Resident Evil. Rosie O'Donnell's new book, Celebrity Detox, gets Fenton riled that she's getting a bum rap as a crazy motormouth when there are crazier crazies who are not so criticized, and that leads to introducing into the convo such names as Donald Trump, Meredith Vieira, Whoopi Goldberg, Bill Reilly, and Barbara Walters herself, who really IS old. "Dotty Spice," Fenton calls her. James brings up Lourdes, Rumer, Madonna's hands, and Morgan Fairchild. Which leads to the topic of certain WOW staffers' sudden aging. James says his neck is going, and that one side of his face is fabulous like Faye Dunaway's, while the other side looks like Droopy Dog. Rita Cosby's Larry Birkhead and Howard K Stern allegation. "Like drug addict with a plan," says Fenton. James would totally do Larry – "and Howard at four in the morning probably ain't that bad either." Fenton points out how ET produces the Anna Nicole saga for TV. The Pre-Death Zone. The moment: "Where were you when Britney died?" Her single, her album. Tim Gunn's new show. Kimora Lee Simmons' new show, Life in the Fab Lane. "You've never seen nouveau riche like this on television before," says James. "You hate her." Jodie Foster's bird face. Steven reveals how Perez's VH1 special was put together so quickly, in basically two days. Randy pops in with two faces of Martha Stewart: Siouxsie Sue and Susan Sarandon. Then boo! turns to ba!